My typical bio says I’m a crafty California girl, mom of 3, wannabe nerd, phpBB Community Team Member, corn allergy lady.

For a little break down-

• I live in California and I’ve been sewing/crafting all my life
• I have three kids
• I love the nerd life, but I need more actual knowledge to get there
• I sometimes moderate the forums for phpBB, the #1 Open Source Forum Software, but usually just take a backseat lately.
• I have an allergy to corn that began in June 2010

I love WordPress, Facebook, and Pinterest! I don’t get Twitter because there aren’t enough spaces for me to elaborate and not enough likes on my tweets. I’m a better teacher than a do-er, and I learned this from an early age while helping my brother play Nintendo games.

As of May 2021, I work for Automattic. I’m not available for outside contracting or side projects. I still do not run the internet, so please do not contact me to take down websites or support any websites which I do not own.